Reports are sketchy at this early hour, it's being reported conservative radio comedian, and drug addicted tub of lard Rush "I hate Negro Presidents" Limbaugh was hospitalized and in serious condition with chest pains, while vacationing in Hawaii. After he was admitted to the hospital he asked if his Doctor was a dittohead and/or republican. It's also being reported that Lard Ass is blaming President Obama and Nancy Pelosi, whom are also vacationing on the Hawaiian Islands over the holidays for his chest pains. "They poisoned my poi, those two Liberals poisoned me, they poisoned my triple cheeseburgers and supersized fries, they are trying to kill me" was all the rotund liar could say between bites of his fourteen pound lobster and suckling Kaluha Pig. Sean Hannity commented he'd like to have the noon time spot on the radio in case my good friend Rush Limbaugh bites it.
Keith Olberman released this statement " Hahahahahahaha, heheheheheh, hahahaha, hahahahaha, hehehehe." Drug lords all around the country are praying that the giant Moon Pie face asshole recovers.
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